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With this post disturbing the tank begins a new column in the current language of expression of dizziness balls. The goal is to provide exit strategies in surreal situations that unfortunately captain increasingly in the world in which we live.
Location: I live in a medieval town plan, this (for those less familiar with the matter) means that in most pussy (the center) roads are narrow, often one-way and certainly with enough space because they easily pass cars of average size (in some places you find it difficult to turn around the station wagon!). Yet we are caught of hallucinatory coaches, who have the suv wheels as tall as me, with (of solito) all'interno delle signore piccoline e minute che sembrano trovare in quei mezzi lo stesso conforto che trova un militare in zona di guerra nel suo blindato. La scena divertente capita quando qualcuna di questi elementi da sbarco trova un intero edificio ad intralciarle la strada (impedirle la curva).
Cosa succede: Prima di tutto la vittima si guarda in giro con gli occhi sgranati di un cerbiatto di fronte al tir che sopraggiunge, poi prova timidamente una retromarcia (e qui è la tecnologia che rema contro visto che appena parte il cicalino del sensore di prossimità la considerazione schizza al fatto che c'è qualcuno o qualcosa vicino e non a quanto è vicino questo qualcuno e qualcosa ed il "Panic Mode" parte fast!). In some cases the victim honks ("What the fuck do you play? Who? Who should take action to move the building? Let me see, is a kind of alarm bell, which we should all run, create a circle holding each other's strengths hand and solve the problem with our faith in Yog Soggoth?).
normal reaction: A least decent person approaches the window of the unfortunate to give a hand (by directions on how to move, how far can go with the back) to see a person locked in the cockpit talking on the phone with someone on the verge of hysteria (her, not his party). And that at best look at the Good Samaritan as if he were a new and updated version of Bluebeard!
reaction survival should look around for a moment, but there are always some nice plastic objects that are used as dividers of emergency. Since we are in Italy there are a lot around the roads that went from emergency during the final years of boredom and bad weather. Without listening to the frantic equipped SUV, you begin to crease the area posing as a person skilled in, and placing obstacles in the way that is even more impossible to maneuver. If someone questions the answers you could give would be:
"Stay away might be contagious"
"Circular no nothing to see! "
" Do not worry I know what I do, I'm a pro! "
Then you can quietly enjoy the rest of the day.
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